• Brandi Price

Don’t mess with Jay-Z

Updated: Jan 16, 2020

Man, sometimes, I have some weird dreams. Last night was one of those nights. Although it wasn’t long, and also not particularly weird, I had a dream that I was friends with Jay-Z and Beyonce. Cool, right? Yeah, I would think so. But in a drunken night of playing some board game, Jay-Z confessed to me that he is gay and that he and Beyonce have a business partnership. Now, I don’t care about that; it’s their life and they can live it how they like. What was super disturbing was the fact that, after that reveal and in no uncertain terms, they told me that Jay-Z will do anything to keep that secret safe. Also, I had a ‘man’ that was assigned to me “for my protection“ in the event the secret got out. He followed me everywhere. Anyhow, I woke up exhausted from trying to outrun this trained killer that was assigned to me.

Moral of the story? Don’t mess with Jay-Z

As a bonus, I wrote this song:

Hush, little baby

Don’t say a word

Jay-Z gonna buy you...

An early grave

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